THE ABULATOR BY US FOR YOU!!!!!!
Let us cut to the chase. I have a fantastic invention that hit the market last week and is selling like hot cakes . . .healthy ones of course.
How would you like to have 6 pack abs in 2 weeks?
Well here at Ab-U-Like we are now able to buy the latest Abulator II.
The Abulator II actually increases the body's ability to build solid muscle in 28.7 minutes. It does this by hightening crentallin mesaphotyte production from the adipose tissue, which dissolves fat like soap killing bubbles in your bubble bath (we don't know how that works, I mean bubbles are made of soap so how does soap do it? Witchcraft is what our scientist believe).